26 7 / 2014

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

(Source: comupters, via karleychristy)

26 7 / 2014

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via karleychristy)

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

horror movie opening scene

  • 1: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • 2: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • 1: you're just trying to scare me.
  • 2: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • 1: babe what that??
  • 2: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • 1: zack!!!
  • 2: ha ha just kidding!
  • 1: asshole!
  • 2: im just playin babe
  • 1: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • 2: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • 1: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • 1: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • 1: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • 3: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

26 7 / 2014

snorlaxatives:

accidentally walking through a spiderweb

image

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26 7 / 2014

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26 7 / 2014

scourgefur:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

BITCH, TELL ME AGAIN WOMEN CAN’T BE MOTHERS AND WORK AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, I WILL CUT YO ASS

(via sexwithsquidward)

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

ocevns:

do you ever go through your dash and go “oh my god this photo would be perfect for my blog” and then you realize its something someone just reblogged from you

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26 7 / 2014

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26 7 / 2014

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

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26 7 / 2014

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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26 7 / 2014

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26 7 / 2014

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via karleychristy)